Why aren't you going to MORP?

Well first off, what it MORP? This is the first time that I even heard of this. Just now as I asked and found what it is about, well I might go but I'm not going to make a big deal about it. When is PROM anyway? Since this is my last year here and I have not been to a single dance yet, at the vary least I should go to this one.

But if I wasn't able to go the reasons could be extremely varied. Like this one "oh I broke my leg, I can't dance" or "oh my arm", "my car broke down", "aliens abducted me", "I don't have enough money to go", "I don't have a date." The list would go on and on. Well since this is my last year here I should go and have some of my future plans with the money I've saved up, on hold. At the vary least ya know.

Well I'm pretty sure that I could dress my self pretty nice if I would just look around. I heard that suits at DI's are pretty cheap. Maybe that is where I should go.